Monthly Archive: August 2017


Why I’m Not Eating Tina Fey’s Privilege Cake

I’ve wanted to write this for a week now, but I’m lazy af and have had other shit to do, like read various comments sections under several well-meaning, but seriously blinkered, Facebook articles and scream into my pillow. Another white woman screaming into inanimate objects this past week has been...


Cultivating Pussy Pearls

Today, a little late to the party, I learned about a new sex trend, which involves sticking dissolvable capsules filled with glitter, and flavoured lubricant, into your vaginal cavity. The idea is that they will dissolve with the aid of your own yummy, natural vag juices and leave your lady cave...