Monthly Archive: July 2013

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The Return of High School Fear

I woke up today, still fuzzy-headed from last night’s leaving drinks. Steve left the computer switched on, as usual, with the London weather page loaded so I could pick an appropriate outfit for work. But I’m not going to work today. It’s 9:30 am and I’m sitting here in my...

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Hasa Diga Eebowai

So Tuesday I did birthday like a professional. It was, courtesy of my incredible husband, one of the best birthdays I have ever had. We strolled around London, ate huge portions of cheese and drank delicious wine in the sun. After that we stumbled upon a tiny shop selling American...

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Help a Sister Out

Look at that lady walking down the street. The one with the gunt hanging over her Umbros (yes, they still make those) and the horrendous home-made Italia shirt complete with bra-less nipples on show. Look at her walking with her friend, who makes for an interesting juxtaposition looking very well...

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It’s Birfday

So here I sit having turned another year older and I have mixed feelings. On one hand, I feel no different and am happy in my life. I plod along day to day and try and keep my teeny corner of the world nice and tidy. On the other hand,...

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6 things you should already know about your vagina

1. Your vagina is not gross. Fact.Since the dawn of time people have been telling you that your vagina needs cleaning, that it needs sanitizing and that it is something to be ashamed of.Uh oh! Do NOT get in that crowded lift if you are menstruating. The ass-hat from accounting...

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The evolution of the “Video Ho”

I’ve been threatening to write  blog for years and never had enough sand in my vagina to do it. But alas, things have become a bit beachy down below and this may be the only balm to ease the discomfort. Earlier in the summer- the child of  the dad on...